The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"my neck goes clicketty clack on the railroad track! clicketty clack clicketty clack clicketty clack!"

The Regular Show

"STEP OFF!"

Chowder

"FIELDS TOURNAMENT STYLE! up and down on the ground manja blanja banja flanja ishkabibble babble flabble doma roba floma boma jingle jangle every angle bricka bracka flacka stacka two ton rerun free for all BIG BALL!

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"Hey! i have a lemon for a head! i guess that makes me.....craaaaaaaazy."

Julian Smith

"I'm reading your book kid! I'm reading your book!"

The Regular Show

"you guys shouldn't have been doing what you just did." 
"What? the flying or the hole?"

The Regular Show

"Dude in your face! my stomach doesn't even hurt anymore!"
"......thats because you don't even have a BODY anymore!!!......this is bad..."
"yeah! bad like good! now shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole!"
"stay here!"
"hey! at least shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole.........Whatever! I'm just going to chill in this bucket!"

Harry potter puppet pals

"your so hot! your like a stove!"

Chowder

"my good sir, THERE ARE NO OTHER BOATS!"
"then what's that out there?"
kaboom!!!
"THANKS A LOT PAL!!!!"

Johnny Bravo

"and now the works of john phillip sousa, played on my nostril!"

Bizenghast

"Don't be so sore chum, your just mad because my brother is probably somewhere smoochin' your chick!"
"YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!"
"owwwiiiies...."
"....... I was just kidding Brendan, my brother is the total epitome of gentalmanly whatevers! and he takes his job seriously, which is why he's such a square."

News Radio

"why are you carrying scissors in your pocket??"
"BP. be prepared."

News Radio

"You know the old saying, everyone loves a cane!"
".........The saying is everyone loves a clown, which is what you look like with that thing."

"this wouldn't keep happening to him if he wasn't so fat"

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"while you kids are talking I'm going to pick my nose."
*they stare blankly at him*
"just thought I would give you guys a heads up."

The series of unfortunate events

"this is what I call the electric chair. ............... I think you might need to turn it up........... is anybody oOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTHHHHHEEERRREEE!?!?!?!?!?!?!"