The Grim adventures of billy and mandy

" it's a flaming box cow baby!!!"
"dracula was clearly drawing abraham lincoln!"
"it looks like a flaming box cow baby to me."

madagascar 2

" i would jump into that volcano myself if i wasnt so good at whistling....." * ptttthhhhhb ptttthhhbbb PTTTTHHHHHHBBB!!!!!!*

barnyard

" theres a cow farm.... YOUR GONNA HAVE COWS OUTSIDE!"

UHF

"STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!"

UHF

"okey bobbo look up! look down! now look at mr. frying pan!" *he smacks the clown in the face with a frying pan*

Chowder

"Don't worry mung, I got this- I GOT THIS!!!"

The Regular Show

"you're made of 100% canine buttcheeks!"

where the wild things are

"max get off the counter. You're embarassing me!"
"WOMAN, FEED ME!!!!"

Chowder

"Mung, why does this ham complain so much?"
"Because we cooked it in WINE!"
*they look at the screen and smile creepily at you*

Hellboy

"hey you're hellboy! you're ugly man!"
"hey its hellboy-"
"Yeah, I know, I'm ugly."

Nacho Libre'

"Did you not tell him they were the Lord's chips?"
"I tried but-"
"STOP! this is the worst lunch I have ever had...."

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"my neck goes clicketty clack on the railroad track! clicketty clack clicketty clack clicketty clack!"

The Regular Show

"STEP OFF!"

Chowder

"FIELDS TOURNAMENT STYLE! up and down on the ground manja blanja banja flanja ishkabibble babble flabble doma roba floma boma jingle jangle every angle bricka bracka flacka stacka two ton rerun free for all BIG BALL!

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"Hey! i have a lemon for a head! i guess that makes me.....craaaaaaaazy."

Julian Smith

"I'm reading your book kid! I'm reading your book!"

The Regular Show

"you guys shouldn't have been doing what you just did." 
"What? the flying or the hole?"

The Regular Show

"Dude in your face! my stomach doesn't even hurt anymore!"
"......thats because you don't even have a BODY anymore!!!......this is bad..."
"yeah! bad like good! now shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole!"
"stay here!"
"hey! at least shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole.........Whatever! I'm just going to chill in this bucket!"

Harry potter puppet pals

"your so hot! your like a stove!"

Chowder

"my good sir, THERE ARE NO OTHER BOATS!"
"then what's that out there?"
kaboom!!!
"THANKS A LOT PAL!!!!"

Johnny Bravo

"and now the works of john phillip sousa, played on my nostril!"

Bizenghast

"Don't be so sore chum, your just mad because my brother is probably somewhere smoochin' your chick!"
"YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!"
"owwwiiiies...."
"....... I was just kidding Brendan, my brother is the total epitome of gentalmanly whatevers! and he takes his job seriously, which is why he's such a square."

News Radio

"why are you carrying scissors in your pocket??"
"BP. be prepared."

News Radio

"You know the old saying, everyone loves a cane!"
".........The saying is everyone loves a clown, which is what you look like with that thing."

"this wouldn't keep happening to him if he wasn't so fat"

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"while you kids are talking I'm going to pick my nose."
*they stare blankly at him*
"just thought I would give you guys a heads up."

The series of unfortunate events

"this is what I call the electric chair. ............... I think you might need to turn it up........... is anybody oOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTHHHHHEEERRREEE!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

The Regular Show

"5,6,7,8 using the power in your face, sendin' you back to your place, don't look as we synchronize our watches! boop boop boo bweep! boo boo buh bwee bee boo! beep beep beep. beep beep beep. synchroniiiiiize. Go away skips its time for you to go away!"
"we're going to send you to your room!"
"yeah skips, we're gonna send you to the MOON!!!!"

Invader Zim

"But I need tacos or I'll EXPLODE!!! that happens to me sometimes....."

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"Clowns want to be the dominant species on earth, and they destroy us all to make it happen!!!"

Pirates of the carribean 3

"Nobody move!!! I dropped me brain..."

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

Oldspice commercial

"Hello ladies... look at your man back to me back to your man back to me, sadly he isn't me..."

Chowder

"Ugh! what did you put in those sandwiches??"
"You know, anything you'd find in a sandwich... some sand.... a witch..."

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!"
"AHH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"

The Regular Show

"Do me a solid, and YELL as loud as you can!"

How to train your dragon

"you just gestured to all of me!"

"This isn't just a guitar, this is a guitar that sounds like dolphins."

Bizenghast

"oh, this is the best thing thats happened to me in weeks!"

"you bet it is, its ELECTRIC!!!!!

Invader Zim

"YOU GOTTA MAKE BISCUITS!?! YOU GOTTA MAKE BISCUITS!?! YOU GOTTA MAKE BISCUITS!?! YOU GOTTA MAKE BISCUITS!?!"

"No gir, and never mention biscuits to me again."

Invader Zim

"zim!"
"what?"
"zim!"
"what?"
"zim!"
"what?"
"zim!"
"what?"
"Zim! you'll never get away with this!"
"thank you! thats very kind of you!"

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"we need to do something about that boy's focus problem."

"what do you plan to do about it?"

"do about what?"

"billy's focus problem"

"what focus problem?"

Bizenghast

"I nearly choked to death on a Dick Tracy watch once. In retrospect, I should not have eaten it box and all. The bottom line is, COMMUNISM IS BAD FOR YOUR EYES."

*the two people stare blankly at him*

"I mean television, I always get those two confused."

DQ commercial

"We don't just have rainbows, we have rainbows ON FIRE!"

harry potter puppet pals (avatar style!)

"maybe he needs a hug!" -ron
"I don't want a hug!!!!" -harry
"gimme a hug harry!" -ron
"NO!!!"

Adventure time

"oops! i got the dropsies!" - ice king

harry potter puppet pals

"say hello to the audience"
"hello to the audience"
"how dare you make a fool of me"

Mad tv

"you don't love me Jake Smelly! you only like my blue alien cat-face!"
"w-wait, what?"

*its making fun of avatar*

invader zim

"your dumb dib!! dumb like a MOOSE!!!!!"

Napoleon Dynomite

GET OFF ME YOU BODAGGIT!!!! *elblows his uncle and attempts to jump over a fence*

invader zim

"Gir your waffles have sickened me. FETCH ME THE BUCKET!"

the grim adventures of billy and mandy

"hey im not dirty, i just had a bath 15 days ago!"

Johnny Bravo

*Johnny Bravo looks in the mirror and gasps and dials 911* "Help! 911 theres a handsome man inside my house! Wait a minute... thats just me..." * he hangs up*

Invader Zim

" HI FLOOR!" MAKE ME A SAMMICH'!"

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"HELP! HELP! HE'S GONNA MULCH ME!"
*party people doesn't listen to him cry for help*
"I HATE YOU AA-AALL!!!!"

The Regular Show

"got some chips, got some dip"
"a bit of a freeloader but i got some cups for that old school soda"
"I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boast but here's some hummus for this mini toast!"
"HUMMUS!"