The Regular Show

"5,6,7,8 using the power in your face, sendin' you back to your place, don't look as we synchronize our watches! boop boop boo bweep! boo boo buh bwee bee boo! beep beep beep. beep beep beep. synchroniiiiiize. Go away skips its time for you to go away!"
"we're going to send you to your room!"
"yeah skips, we're gonna send you to the MOON!!!!"

Invader Zim

"But I need tacos or I'll EXPLODE!!! that happens to me sometimes....."

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"Clowns want to be the dominant species on earth, and they destroy us all to make it happen!!!"

Pirates of the carribean 3

"Nobody move!!! I dropped me brain..."

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

Oldspice commercial

"Hello ladies... look at your man back to me back to your man back to me, sadly he isn't me..."

Chowder

"Ugh! what did you put in those sandwiches??"
"You know, anything you'd find in a sandwich... some sand.... a witch..."

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!"
"AHH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"

The Regular Show

"Do me a solid, and YELL as loud as you can!"

How to train your dragon

"you just gestured to all of me!"

"This isn't just a guitar, this is a guitar that sounds like dolphins."

Bizenghast

"oh, this is the best thing thats happened to me in weeks!"

"you bet it is, its ELECTRIC!!!!!

Invader Zim

"YOU GOTTA MAKE BISCUITS!?! YOU GOTTA MAKE BISCUITS!?! YOU GOTTA MAKE BISCUITS!?! YOU GOTTA MAKE BISCUITS!?!"

"No gir, and never mention biscuits to me again."

Invader Zim

"zim!"
"what?"
"zim!"
"what?"
"zim!"
"what?"
"zim!"
"what?"
"Zim! you'll never get away with this!"
"thank you! thats very kind of you!"

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

"we need to do something about that boy's focus problem."

"what do you plan to do about it?"

"do about what?"

"billy's focus problem"

"what focus problem?"

Bizenghast

"I nearly choked to death on a Dick Tracy watch once. In retrospect, I should not have eaten it box and all. The bottom line is, COMMUNISM IS BAD FOR YOUR EYES."

*the two people stare blankly at him*

"I mean television, I always get those two confused."

DQ commercial

"We don't just have rainbows, we have rainbows ON FIRE!"

harry potter puppet pals (avatar style!)

"maybe he needs a hug!" -ron
"I don't want a hug!!!!" -harry
"gimme a hug harry!" -ron
"NO!!!"

Adventure time

"oops! i got the dropsies!" - ice king